Tickets are NOW available at the Super Early Discount Rate!

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An explanation and open discussion regarding our pricing structure can be found over on FetLife. Ticket price increases are listed below.

Membership Prices

Price Membership Type
$99.00 Weekend Membership
$42.00 Meet & Beat Dinner
$21.00 GKETea

Fine Print:

  • All prices are plus associated fees and applicable taxes.
  • We are legally a private event for safety reasons, and do not sell tickets at the door.
  • The Geeky Kink Event is a 19+ event.  If you are 18 and have graduated high school and would like to attend the event, please contact us and ask for a waiver.
  • All information will be kept strictly confidential.

Event Check-in

  • Friday: 4pm to Midnight
  • Saturday: 10am to 10pm
  • Sunday: 10am to Noon
  1. The name you registered with MUST match you legal photo ID. No exceptions.

    NOTE: If you registered with a typical shortening of your name, like John for Jonathan or Vicki for Victoria, that’s fine. If your legal name is Bruce and you registered as Shirley, well, that’s a problem.Initials are NOT names (unless your first or last name is an initial on your gov’t ID, in which case it is). Some of you registered with just initials – not good enough. You WILL be turned away.

    To update your registration, look at the bottom of your confirmation email. There’s a link there that provides instructions to update your information. Do it soon; once the registration system closes it goes into lock-down and information cannot be changed, even by Jeff Mach.

  2. Check-in opens at 4pm on Friday, August 11. We’ll be checking staff in earlier (so they can do their jobs), but not attendees. No matter how much you cry, no matter how much you beg, we won’t feed you after mid-… Sorry, wrong instructions. Please don’t try to get us to let you in early – we won’t do it.

A Note on Ticket Prices

Having added everything up and due to continually rising costs on, well, everything, we find ourselves needing to do something we really don’t like doing: raise our prices. We are still the LEAST expensive full-dungeon, full-programming, full-scale kink event in the Northeast!

We’ve held our pricing at the current level for years, but unfortunately we can no longer keep absorbing the increased costs of putting on events and still continue to operate, much less put on GREAT events.

Refund Policy

Ticket sales are final. Refunds are given only due to proven medical emergency. All refunds are made post event. If you need to request a refund, please email [email protected]. Refunds for those ineligible to attend due to age or unwilling to agree to the event rules as published prior to the event must contact Widdershins, LLC at [email protected] on or before July 16, 2017.

If you are ineligible for these reasons and do not contact us, we cannot refund your money.


If you are unable to attend, you may transfer tickets. Transfer deadline is July 16, 2017. No transfers are possible after this date! The procedure listed below must be followed in order to do the transfer – no exceptions. Once we have the information listed below we’ll process the transfer and notify the involved parties. An $8.95 surcharge may apply in order to complete the transfer.

NOTE: Turtle Hill Events & THE Coil Registration do not facilitate any monetary exchange between parties giving up or receiving registrations – that is strictly between those parties.

Person Giving up Registration: 

Send an email to [email protected] from the email address you registered with. In that email we need the legal name of the person giving up the registration and the legal name and email address of the person to whom the registration is being transferred. We also need to know if the transfer includes extra items like the dinner or tea.

Person Receiving Registration: 

Send an email to [email protected] with your legal name and the legal name and email address of the person whose registration is being transferred to you. We also need to know if the transfer includes extra items like the dinner or tea.

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