A Kinky Wind Blows

A Kinky Wind Blows

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A Kinky Wind Blows

A Kinky Wind Blows is based on the icebreaker activity “A Cold Wind Blows”. While it bears a resemblance to musical chairs, there are no winners or losers in this game. This activity is the perfect way to meet and get to know fellow kinksters; especially if this is your first time at GKE! Everyone is welcome to come on down and have a good time as this event is carefully balanced so that everyone can participate no matter what your comfort level.

-sparkles- / Ivy

-sparkles- / Ivy

Much like Alice in Wonderland, Ivy fell down the rabbit hole and has been tumbling ever since. After her start in Michigan Ivy began exploring the wonderful world of kink and has chased it around the world. As a fine arts and culinary school graduate, Ivy has been frolicking around deepening her understanding of kink, cats, and baked goods.

Love and Kink and Spoons

Based on Spoon Theory, this class delves into how to develop rich and fulfilling kink lives without using up what precious little energy you have left at the end of the day.

A Brief History of Dress: How to Cram 5000 Years Worth of Fashion into your Scene

The Clothes Make the Man. Besides, who doesn’t love playing dress up? This class will bring you up to speed on the last few millennia of fashion, then discuss how you can use this newfound knowledge to enhance your fun.

Cupcake and Cookie Decorating!

Do you love geeky kinky treats?! Of course you do, you’re not a monster. Come to this hands-on class and learn how to create your very own geeky kinky cookies and cupcakes! We’ll feature designs from Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and Leather Culture.

Kitten Play 101: A Guide for People Owned by Cats

An introduction to kitten play! Everything you need to know to get started exploring – beginning with what kitten play is and why kinksters like us love it. We’ll discuss how to get the most out of your kitten play from start to finish.

Kitten Play 201: Transitioning from Fluffy House Pet to Minion of Darkness

Tops – are you aching to abuse your beloved kitten? Kittens – are you too fluffy and sweet for your liking? This class takes a darker look at kitten play. We will explore incorporating your darkest fantasies into your kitten’s scene.

MrsDeWinter2 / Idris

MrsDeWinter2 / Idris

MrsDeWinter2 is so pretentious that her FetLife handle is a Daphne Du Maurier reference. She’s a nerd-of-all-trades who describes herself as straddling the line between kowaii and kawaii, and doing so with a smile, a quip, and a damn fine booty.

She has known she was kinky ever since she was a child and saw an episode of “Aladdin” in which Princess Jasmine got into some shibari with the limbs of a sentient tree/evil sorcerer. She has been looking for a similarly-endowed sentient tree/evil sorcerer ever since, with mixed results.

She’s a writer, comedienne, educator, dramaturg, and sometimes-poet who mostly just wants to make people laugh and have fun sex. Sometimes with her. Cute boys, you are on notice.

Surf Legolas Saved My Life: Kinky Fanfic Storytelling

For many of us, we knew we were kinky when we read or wrote fanfiction. Come listen to our stories.

Slashers: Competitive Sexy Fanfiction

Authors have already written sexy OTPs (one true pairings) for your titillation and amusement. You get to listen to them and vote on your favorite to see which author wins the prize!

Puff & Chill

Cigars on the Porch will be hosting a Cigar Social this year at GKE, come join us for a delightful evening smoke, we will have the fire pit going, and some Turkish Coffee or bring a drink of your choice and come to hang with other lovers of the leaf in the courtyard. Come as you are, stay as you wish, you may bring your own smokes, or can trade smokes or for a small donation, and enjoy one of ours.


Stoopzkitty has been causing mayhem across the region for over 3 years. Make them laugh, make them weep, always be full of surprises is her motto. She is indeed a real Aqua Zumba instructor, and believes in both fitness and laughter.

Aqua Zumba
Come, get some fun exercise and watch me bounce my booty for you in a safe environment. All levels welcome, and don’t worry, nobody will be making a bigger fool of themselves than me! Silly kitty!


A shy and happy introvert, Emma has been active in the kink community scene for three years but a Spanko all of her life. She lives in Delaware with her three loud dogs and two crazy cats.

Sparkdog is a lifelong spanko and equal opportunity sadist. He is a Pro-Dom in the kink world and a comedian in the vanilla one.

Spanko Meetup
Do you love spanking? There are many levels of spanking enthusiasm ranging from the novice to the die-hard Spanko. Wherever your interest lies, we would like to invite all to mix and mingle, set up play dates, and just generally hang out with other lovers of spankings.

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