GKE II was pretty amazingly awesome, thanks to all the wonderful people who helped make it so! GKE 2013 will again be the first weekend in November, and we’ll again be at the Radisson of Piscataway.
Tickets to The Geeky Kink Event New England are now available – visit www.GeekyKinkNewEngland.com for details!
If you’d like to vend with us, the vendor application is open right here.
If you’re on Fetlife, come talk to us, we’d love to meet you!
please feel cordially invited to check out our other events, like that rollicking, fun, massive good time, The Steampunk World’s Fair, for example.
Registration opens on March 18th!
If you have any questions please email jeffmach@runningwatermusic.com. For questions about existing registrations, please email registrar@turtlehillevents.org.
Looking forward to seeing you next year!
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The rest of this site is the archive from 2012. Please feel free to look around to see the sorts of things we do!
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NEW UPDATES (10/22/12): We have updated pretty much every section of the website and added the full event schedule! Please surf around the site to see almost all of this year’s offerings – they’re huge and amazing!
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NEW UPDATES (10/17/12): Anansi’s web – rope and tales by superhero Shibari practitioner Murphy Blue; several classes taught by one of the world’s foremost and most famous authors and teachers of BDSM, the author of BDSM 1010, Jay Wiseman; and much more!
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NEW UPDATES (9/14/12): The Oscar Wilde Murder Mystery Dinner has sold out, but we’re now offering a Douglas Adams Tea! Splendid things are happening!
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NEW UPDATES (9/4/12):Roving pajama party? World of Darkness speakeasy? Kinked cyberpunk musical performers? Heck, that’s just a start for our
newly updated social page. Also, we’re having a munch in September, for those of you (a surprisingly small number! We appear to have a lot of guests from around the country!) who are from Ye Olde New Jersey. Details are
here, on Fetlife! Actually, if you’re on Fetlife, feel free to come talk to us
via our Fetlife group. We welcome everygeek! (And if this event looks interesting to you, then you’re “geeky enough”, whatever that might be. : )
Oh, and we’d never do a shameless non-GKE-event promo, so we’re totally not inserting
a shameless plug for our Steampunk-Gothic-Geeky Halloween event in New York City, right after New York Comic Con. Because that would be wrong, of course.
____________________________NEW UPDATES (8/19/12):Keep yourself(and those around you!) safe, healthy, and happy –
learn the rules before you play! Also,
several vendors have been added to the site, as well as fire dancing and some other new events.
NEW UPDATES (8/012/12): We’re doing new things with The Shy Person’s Party, we’re hiding Hogwarts common rooms in the hotel, there’s bubble cuddle bondage, there’s a Hitchhiker’s Guide Tea Party, and that’s just scratching the surface. We’re taking suggestions and ideas about what else to bring to this year’s GKE – be a part of it via
our Fetlife discussion group!
____________________________NEW UPDATES (8/06/12): Psst! Ticket prices go up on the 14th! You should consider
getting your tickets now, before they do! Also, we’re just about to add vendors and the several new things to the site – do check back ’round the end of this week!
____________________________NEW UPDATES (7/18/12): Whilst they’re not on the website yet, we are finalizing our purchase of 20,000 ballpit balls, and we’re finalizing the water slide, too! Also, one of our attendees has created a Kickstarter to try to publish
“The +5 Book Of Eating”, a cookbook for tabletop gamers! We’re really glad to support creative endeavors by our attendees, and we totally think you should check it out.
NEW UPDATES (7/10/12): Victims and Villians Ball! Douglas Adams Commemorative Floating Tea Party! The Very Shy Party! Serenity Space 2.0! Augmented Reality Madness! Spiderman-inspired rigging classes! Check out
Social/
Learning Delectations/
Dungeon pages for more details.
____________________________Hi!
Welcome to the most unique, most unconventional,
most friendly, and greatest
Geeky Kink Event in the entire known Multiverse!
Our mission could be to show the world that Geeks could have incredible kinky fun which is so creative, amazing, and spectacular that it boggle the neocortex. …but it’s not. Instead, we created this event so that geeks like us could get together and, in some ways, redefine what a kink event can do, be, and become. And we’d like you to be a part of it!
As I write this, it’s late June, and we’re just putting the finishing touches on the first new pieces of the event for 2012 now. If you’re new to the event, you can see a great deal of what we did last year, and get a taste of what’s in store for this coming November. If you’ve been with us before – do check back in just a few weeks; we’ve got some splendid new things coming down the pike!
____________________________THE GEEKY KINK EVENT’S MISSION:
As the world’s first full-scale, weekend-long event for geeky, nerdy, and otherwise brainy kinky people, our goal is to show you a
ridiculously insanely good time. We will shamelessly use every means at our disposal to help you have a fun, interesting, informative, thrilling, fascinating weekend, even if it means we have to read fanfiction.
Because that’s how much we love you.
EXPERIENCE the delectations of learning cool, new things, making amazing stuff (coming soon), sharing your knowledge and skills, and otherwise stimulating and delighting your brain!
ENJOY a splendid variety of gatherings, hangouts, celebrations, festivities, and general merrymakeries geared toward deeply satisfying the primatological urge to be social…oh, and make new friends, have great conversations, and find new partners, colleagues, and chums.
FROLIC in our playspaces! (For various definitions of “frolic”, some of which involve bruises, tears, rope marks, elf-poking, tentacles, readings from the Necronomicon, Vogon poetry, autokineton-roleplay, and hitting people, to name a few.) We will have at least a quite good dungeon with some excellent equipment. It might be even better than that–we’re working on it. I mean, technically we will have “the most enjoyable and unique dungeon ever designed for an event of this kind”*, but since we’re the first event of this kind…
Door Prizes! Because we love you!
We have collected a series of eclectic door prizes – including Cthulu Sex Magazine posters, erotic novels, and merch/gift cards donated by our vendors.
As we have a limited supply, door prizes can only be guaranteed for the first 50 folks to register, and we have smaller prizes available for the next hundred or so.
